Kremlin

R.I.P. Not much can be said about these guys except that they were one of the best bands of the decade. Their last set was incredible and they sealed the deal with a cover of "Ain't Nothin' To Do." Fuck man, listening to the tune "Last Last" brings a tear to my eye.....

Last Last

Here's their last last set. Relive da chaos mon:

Cretins

The newest tape outta Richmond, VA. These are the dudes that are returning that scene back to its former glory. I COMMAND YOU ALL TO WORSHIP AT THE FEET OF SAM RICHARDSON.

Demo Tape

side note: If you don't already love these guys' other band SLUGZ, I strongly urge you to turn a new leaf and stop disappointing all of your friends and family.

Big Zit

Move da fuck over for the biggest players in town. BIG ZIT is the new cheese featuring HR Taylor on vocals and the legendary Barf Winter on gitz (let's not forget Antoe-toe on bass and Joe-Joe Seegz beating the skinz). This is the best tape of the year, shut up and listen already ya fuckin JAMOKE.

Big Zit International Players Club Introduces Big Zit

Gas Rag

We're back, we're badder than ever. D-Beat Rock N Roll in yer fudgin' face.

Human Rights EP
Bandcamp

Don't think, just put your money into our pockets.

P.S. Lyrics have been included yet again so that you may memorize them and sing along. Q: Where's the unity? A: Right here.

Nancy

I am not exaggerating when I say that this tape is the greatest thing that I have ever fucking heard in the past decade of my life. Shut up and download this immediately.

NANCY Demo
Bandcamp

You know you wanna buy one

Paranoias

Fuckin' ace punk hailing from da one and only Philly. I was fortunate enough to play with them on the Cülo tour this past April. They'll be playing Chicago in early August so keep them lids PEELED.

Demo

The Mirvs

This is the best god damn Chicago band that you've never heard before ever. 'NUFF SAID!

Demo
Bandcamp

P.S. For a physical copy, email Mike at mikesirvantes@gmail.com

Herätys

Their newest and last 7". I literally struggle to put into words just how absolutely fucking perfect everything that this band has ever done is. R.I.P.

Näen Punaista

Minions...

I've decided to refrain from creating lengthy descriptions for records that I post on dis piece from now on. Nobody cares anyways so writing this is pointless. In the meantime, here's Tony Todd (T²) ripping out his insides:

Gas Rag

I'm back on the grid so I figured I'd make a lil post on this thang (also considering the fact that it's been a hot minute since my last post). This is a new band that I'm in along with some of my closest fucking boys. We like to get high and play fast punk and I think that it really shows in our sound. I'm not gonna say any more at the risk of sounding like a total schmuck, but I must add that our name is two separate words: GⒶS RⒶG

Demo 

Lyrics have been included so you can learn them and sing along. UNITY.

P.S. If anyone wants a physical copy of this tape, don't hesitate to send me an email.