Cretins

The newest tape outta Richmond, VA. These are the dudes that are returning that scene back to its former glory. I COMMAND YOU ALL TO WORSHIP AT THE FEET OF SAM RICHARDSON.

Demo Tape

side note: If you don't already love these guys' other band SLUGZ, I strongly urge you to turn a new leaf and stop disappointing all of your friends and family.

Big Zit

Move da fuck over for the biggest players in town. BIG ZIT is the new cheese featuring HR Taylor on vocals and the legendary Barf Winter on gitz (let's not forget Antoe-toe on bass and Joe-Joe Seegz beating the skinz). This is the best tape of the year, shut up and listen already ya fuckin JAMOKE.

Big Zit International Players Club Introduces Big Zit