The Muff Divers

For real rockers only. Available from Lumpy Records or from myself at durso1753@gmail.com.

Dreams Of The Gentlest Texture

Liquids

Christ, they've done it again. NWI always was, is and always shall be the top of the pyramid. This is the best record of 2016.

Hot Liqs

Ypö-Viis

I don't know a whole lot about Finnish punk. What I DO know is that this is my absolute favorite Finnish punk record. Move over, Kolla Kestää. 

Halpaa Lystiä
note: This is a vïnyl rip so it's a lil nöisy. But this is s'posed to be pünk right? Jazz 'n Roll, bäby. 

The Muff Divers

Holy shit this is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

UPDATE: These have apparently sold out from Lumpy Records so if you would like a copy, email me at durso1753@gmail.com. Supplies are waning!

No Muff Too Tuff

Q

Q is from St. Louis and this is the best fucking hardcore record I've heard in a minute. This masterpiece speaks for itself......if you let it.

RECQRD

The Normals

I'm sure most of you have heard their absolutely CLASSIC '78 single, "Almost Ready" (of which an alternate mix can be heard on here). This, however, is a collection of various studio recordings from 1978-1979 and it fucking smokes. "Sometimes The Truth" is the baddest of all bangers on this one, I could listen to that thing over and over for days. This is a vinyl rip and the sound quality isn't perfect to begin with, so just a heads up — although if you're that thoroughly disturbed by a few pops and cracks in the background I suggest you take one of these.

So Bad So Sad

C.C.T.V.

Well, I don't really post on here much anymore. I'm not quite sure if it's because I'm really lazy or because I'm generally dissatisfied with most things that are happening in punk right now. Either way, here's something that does NOT fall into the category of shitty shit that I was just writing about. NWI is the reason why punk still rules, and there's really not much of a better example to that point than this C.C.T.V. record. I'll spare you from further jaded bullshit and allow you to indulge. You're welcome.

C.C.T.V. E.P.

Sheer Mag

So I've been dead for a while but what better way to return than with the best 7" I've heard in forever? This is rock n roll greatness with some of the most intricate riffs any band has spit out since The Exploding Hearts. Genius? Absolutely. Classic? Most.

Sheer Mag EP
Bandcamp

Gas Rag

We've literally reached a whole new level of stupidity.

Beats Off!

The Muff Divers

I've been meaning to put this god damned tape out for ages. I recorded it sometime in 2012 with Audacity (duh) and Tabit (doi). I melt your face via the six string and vocals are laid the fuck down by none other than Joe Muffin of NANCY. If you'd like a copy of the tape, email me at durso1753@gmail.com so I can retrieve all of your personal information and steal your identity. Punk's not dead, it just sucks.

The Muff Divers Tape

Jimmy Vapid

Have you ever wanted to hear Ace Frehley sing for The Ramones? Here's your chance: Jimmy Vapid (THE VAPIDS, VALLEY BOYS) executes damn near thirty micro-tracks of rock n roll perfection on this steamin' slab.

Triangulator

Kremlin

R.I.P. Not much can be said about these guys except that they were one of the best bands of the decade. Their last set was incredible and they sealed the deal with a cover of "Ain't Nothin' To Do." Fuck man, listening to the tune "Last Last" brings a tear to my eye.....

Last Last

Here's their last last set. Relive da chaos mon:

Cretins

The newest tape outta Richmond, VA. These are the dudes that are returning that scene back to its former glory. I COMMAND YOU ALL TO WORSHIP AT THE FEET OF SAM RICHARDSON.

Demo Tape

side note: If you don't already love these guys' other band SLUGZ, I strongly urge you to turn a new leaf and stop disappointing all of your friends and family.

Big Zit

Move da fuck over for the biggest players in town. BIG ZIT is the new cheese featuring HR Taylor on vocals and the legendary Barf Winter on gitz (let's not forget Antoe-toe on bass and Joe-Joe Seegz beating the skinz). This is the best tape of the year, shut up and listen already ya fuckin JAMOKE.

Big Zit International Players Club Introduces Big Zit

Gas Rag

We're back, we're badder than ever. D-Beat Rock N Roll in yer fudgin' face.

Human Rights EP
Bandcamp

Don't think, just put your money into our pockets.

P.S. Lyrics have been included yet again so that you may memorize them and sing along. Q: Where's the unity? A: Right here.

Nancy

I am not exaggerating when I say that this tape is the greatest thing that I have ever fucking heard in the past decade of my life. Shut up and download this immediately.

NANCY Demo
Bandcamp

You know you wanna buy one

Paranoias

Fuckin' ace punk hailing from da one and only Philly. I was fortunate enough to play with them on the Cülo tour this past April. They'll be playing Chicago in early August so keep them lids PEELED.

Demo

The Mirvs

This is the best god damn Chicago band that you've never heard before ever. 'NUFF SAID!

Demo
Bandcamp

P.S. For a physical copy, email Mike at mikesirvantes@gmail.com

Herätys

Their newest and last 7". I literally struggle to put into words just how absolutely fucking perfect everything that this band has ever done is. R.I.P.

Näen Punaista

Minions...

I've decided to refrain from creating lengthy descriptions for records that I post on dis piece from now on. Nobody cares anyways so writing this is pointless. In the meantime, here's Tony Todd (T²) ripping out his insides: