Crooked Bangs

Self-proclaimed "gloomy fuzz punk" three-piece hailing from Austin, TX. I can't say that I disagree with that classification. This reminds me of the more musically inclined Urinals material with more of a polished edge to it. The lyrics are in both French and English which I think fucking rules. All in all a totally solid record that I highly recommend you check out.
Crooked Bangs LP
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Male Nurses

The first of the Sick Club singles series from the one and only Cowabunga Records. One of the best records of 2012 thus far.

Wanna Play Doctor? b/w GI Jock

School Jerks

Pound for p-p-p-pound, the best around.

School Jerks LP

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Birth Deformities

Hey so I just got back from the BIRTH DEFORMITIES tour so I figured that it would be rather fitting to post our latest release, this here 10". I'm not going to describe us cuz that would just make me feel like a jackass. Rest assured, we love all the cult 80s stuff and it shows in our sound. One look at the cover and I don't even need to tell you to download this. Shameless self promotion fucking rules.
Suburbanized
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Kremlin

The Canadian Cavaliers are back and they just keep getting better and better and fucking better. They don't need an introduction at this point; if you find yourself questioning who they are, I strongly recommend that you stop being the colossal, inutile sack of shit that you are and download this. I'm eagerly awaiting my copy on lavish white wax, but I got the okay from Chris of Hardware Rex to post it a bit early. Besides, people need to hear this behemoth of a record. TO ALL MY CHICAGO/NWI HOMIES: memorize the lyrics and be prepared to fucking rage to this come June 15th.

Will You Feed Me? (NO! NO! NO I WON'T!)

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The Victims

WELL I'M BACK. With the encouragement from a few friends coupled with the excruciating guilt that has languidly eaten away at my already decrepit and rotting soul caused from my lack of posting, I finally intend to keep my posts at a somewhat consistent basis. And what better way to comeback with the best Australian punk record of all time? THE VICTIMS (no, not the god damn crust band) were a short-lived, late 70s punk trio hailing from Perth. This is their second EP (1978) and I was fortunate enough to score a totally solid boot earlier last week. My favorite part about this 7" is the (quite obviously) unintentional stripped-down, hollowed-out, treble-ridden sound. The drums are at the perfect level: soft enough to hang back just behind the crunching guitars yet loud enough to provide a constant and pounding rhythm so profound that it rips a fuckin hole straight thru your head. The guitars are fucking MEAN in the best way possible, with the sound of the two guitar tracks constantly grinding together, which is heard especially on "T.V. Freak." I can't even begin to describe how much I love this band. Hell, you owe them the fucking world and you don't even know it yet. YOU'RE ALL DISCO JUNKIES.
No Thanks To The Human Turd EP